An ice dick is exactly what it sounds like: a frosty dildo made out of ice, with which you can fuck or tease your lover. You can make an ice dick whatever size or shape you like, and they are (with some caution) insertable.
Ice dicks a lot of fun… and once they melt they become an even more fun water weenie. What more could you ask for?
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Recipe
To make this craft project you’ll need a cardboard tube of some kind. The inner from a roll of kitchen towels is ideal, but you can also duct tape together two toilet roll tubes if you don’t have one to hand. Or just roll up some sturdy card. The diameter of the tube determines the thickness of the ice cock, so adjust appropriately and tape in place.
Next, get a condom. You can use almost any kind, but I usually use “extra safe” prophylactics, as this minimises the possibility of inconvenient leaks. Open the packet, remove the condom, and unroll it to its full length.
Now, stand your tube on end and insert the condom. Just dangle it right in there, tip-first. Take the rubber ring at the base of the condom and stretch it over the mouth of the tube. It should stay in place all by itself, but you can use tape if you’re worried.
You’ve just assembled a very unsexy-looking mould for your ice dick. All you need to do now is fill it with water and stick it (upright) in the freezer for at least four hours and ideally overnight.
If you have housemates… tell them it’s a science project.
Instructions for use
Once your ice dick is thoroughly frozen it can be used anytime. To do so, remove it from the freezer, tear away and discard the cardboard tube and tie off the end of the condom. The finished product should be smooth and dick-shaped without any sharp edges.
If you somehow ended up with a sharp edge, dispose of it and start again.
Before inserting your ice dick into anyone or anything, run it under a cold tap for around ten seconds. This brings the temperature of the surface up a little, starts it melting and ensures that it doesn’t stick to anything sensitive. If you were ever foolish enough to lick a frozen lamppost you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Make sure to use it with lube, and don’t leave it in contact with the skin for more than a couple of seconds. Cold things can burn human skin just as nastily as hot things.
You can remove the condom if you want, but the ice dildo will be easier to handle if you keep it in place; as the dildo melts the condom will keep the resultant water nicely self-contained. It even makes the dildo pleasantly squishy after a while, as a layer of water insulates the ice.
Once the ice within starts cracking your ice dick is nearing the end of it’s life. You shouldn’t use it once it’s fragile enough to crack, as ice can have sharp edges.
Oh, and it’ll be super slippery too. Don’t drop it. If you break an ice dick it’s seven years bad luck.
Variations
There are lots of fun ways in which you can customise your ice dick.
You may wish to experiment with different liquids. If you keep the condom on your ice dick you you can do so relatively safely with a relatively wide range of liquids. With the condom still on, a different liquid really only changes the aesthetic appearance of a given ice cock.
If you remove the condom, different liquids can change much more than the look of the ice dick. They can add flavour, change how it melts, and make it a more humiliating or unpleasant toy to use on your lover.
Some liquids to consider include piss, cooling or warming lube, cooling or warming gel, milk, edible lube, semen and hot sauce.
You can also add texture to your ice dick by adding texture to the inside of the tube you freeze it in. You can add a layer of textured material, a coil of rope, or anything else you fancy to the tube.
Before using a textured ice dick, very carefully run your hands all over it to check for sharp edges and pointy bits!
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